Friday, March 09, 2007


"Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love." -- Charlie Brown
In honor of Charlie Brown's statement , here's a joke for you:
Ted was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really, really ticked off. She told him, "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 4 seconds. And it better be there!"
The next morning, Ted got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window, and sure enough there was a small gift-wrapped box in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, she put on her robe, ran out to the driveway, and brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Funeral services for Ted have been scheduled for Monday.


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