Tuesday, December 02, 2008

AN EARNEST PRAYER FOR FAITHFUL FANS

Milton, here for Kristy:

Dear Lord: 

Please help Cousin Beth to see the light and return to the fold  as a faithful fan of Alabama lore. You know that Tony loves her and would free her from any prenuptial agreement of football commitments that would withhold true happiness. 

Her comment to the  last post about my frightful night of fitful sleep on a very ugly gator pillow case at my sister Tricia's house only added to my pain in my aching head. Surely the genetic roots of Alabama stock will prevail and return her to her senses. 

Thank you for helping Sis. Tricia return to her senses and clarify her undying love for Bama. I know you can do the same for Cousin Beth.

Dear Lord, if you have any questions about this prayer, just ask "The Bear". He is  standing right close at hand.

Amen.

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What has this post got to do with romance? Well, true love comes in many forms and expressions. True love lets the "man" hold the remote on Fall Saturday afternoons. True love, true love.

6 Comments:

At 7:33 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes, Lord. We come into a spirit of agreement. Roll Tide!

 
At 7:54 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh cousin Beth, you must reconsider your wicked ways, repent, and spare yourself the horrible insult of being a Gator fan. I am sure Tony will see the light if you follow after your mother and father's honored heritage. It is not too late!!! You have 4 days. Do not hesitate, act now!
Tricia

 
At 9:11 AM, Anonymous Dad Dykes said...

Hmmmmnnnn!!!!!!! Remember former coaches of roll tide of yore, especially Bill Curry. http://blog.al.com/rapsheet/2008/06/billy_curry_to_coach_again_rea.html

 
At 2:40 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You people have entirely too much fun.
Makes me want to change my address and move east!

 
At 8:10 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes, yes, and Amen!

Donn C.

 
At 12:30 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chomp Chomp. That's the sound you will here during THE game.

It's so great to be a Florida Gator!!!!

 

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